![]() A few seconds later, a very sad reality: Tommy has escaped, and it’s just Tim, his dog Manute and Dad.He brings that doll e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e …” But Tom’s mom and Tim’s mom are friends from the pool club, and it’s sorta awkward, so Tommy’s mom pretends to listen as her son whines on about Tim being, “just so weird. I’m actually guessing Tommy doesn’t want to play with Tim, and told his parents as much. You just can’t bring your “My Buddy” into the clubhouse and expect respect. And I must say again-Tim is destined for a beating. Third, four seconds in we find Tim, Tommy and, of course, “My Buddy” peeking out of the clubhouse.I can picture the auditions-100 boys fucking the thing up, and the director finally settling on Wendy, the pudgy girl with dimples and a boy’s voice. ![]() Second, I am convinced the singer of the “My Buddy” theme song is a girl, trying to sound like a boy but ultimately sounding like a boy either halfway through puberty or halfway through early transgender work.Really, “My Buddy” is “My Adam Rich,” and if I’m this guy in 2015, struggling for dough and battling the demons of the forced undersized child labor that only a select few fully understand (paging Emmanuel Lewis …), I’m finding anyone associated with “My Buddy” and retroactively suing his/her ass off. He doesn’t seem psychotic, per se, but he’s a dead ringer for Adam Rich, the former “Eight is Enough” cuter-than-cute tyke who went on to years of addiction and has been arrested at least three times on DUI charges. Imagine walking around the playground, age 7, with a “My Buddy” tucked beneath your arm. First and foremost, “My Buddy” is an ass beating waiting to happen.The “My Buddy” commercial is amazing for about 823 different reasons, none of them having to do with Kim Kardashian’s buttocks or former KISS drummer Eric Carr. So over the course of the past few weeks I’ve been singing the song from the commercial to that classic 1980s toy, “My Buddy.” I’m not sure why, and the other day my kids asked if they could see the original television spot.
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